Afterthoughts: or Some Pistachios Won't OpenRichard Ayoade has set down his most enormous thoughts for the benefit of all those who dare read them. Thoughts like . . . TV detectives need a gimmick. Mine would be not caring who did it. If, when one door shuts, another door opens, there's something wrong with your doors. They shouldn't be doing that. Where's the box to tick if you ARE a robot? My mother used to say Manners Maketh the Man, but I didn't think it was very mannerly of her to make fun

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making Japanese Brutalism an intensely captivating and enduring style

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Double Espresso cup by Brutes Ceramics

and propose ways of living together that emphasise commonality and collaboration

Signed and numbered new limited edition run of 150 prints depicting the view from the Southbank near Waterloo

Write down five questions you wish someone else would ask you

They soar past the cold rocky surface of Mars as it rises into towering peaks and plunges into deep canyons and glide through a bumpy asteroid belt made of icy rocks

perfectionism and more - and why recognising it is the first step toward recovery