Don't Forget to WipeDroppin' the Elves off at the Pool. Ol' Santa Claus has been busy eating cookies and milk for a millennium. When you're lactose intolerant, that's a problem. Don't let him get you down though. Just give this to your mother in law and call it a Christmas well spent.

so he's gotta mix it up to keep things interesting

this jolly old saint is officially off the market and on the apps

Submissive Santa is the perfect addition to your tree this year

But look closer (or don’t)

Cheeky has some wild people in our lives and Frosty is just the tip of the iceberg

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Dang Santa

Droppin' the Elves off at the Pool

At first glance

Maybe it's a dog turd we found outside (we wouldn't really do that

Whether you're adding to your own tree or giving the gift of laughs

or your friend with questionable taste