City of Ass [Unhinged]Set: Unhinged Type: Land Rarity: Rare City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add one and one half mana of any one color. "But . . ."

Set: Dragons of Tarkir Type: Legendary Planeswalker — Sarkhan Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{G}{U}{R} +1: Draw a card

Whenever a Mountain is tapped for mana

Then that player loses all unspent mana and you add the mana lost this way

Set: Alpha Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {U}{U} Counter target spell

Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text

copy it for each spell cast before it this turn

Siamese twins

Set: Rise of the Eldrazi Type: Creature — Elemental Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{G}{G} Haste

prevent all damage target permanent would deal

that player chooses target player whose graveyard has fewer creature cards in it than their graveyard does and is their opponent

Paradoxically

In the moment before her execution