Kuro, Pitlord [Champions of Kamigawa]Set: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Legendary Creature Demon Spirit Rarity: Rare Cost: {6}{B}{B}{B} At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Kuro, Pitlord unless you pay {B}{B}{B}{B}. Pay 1 life: Target creature gets 1 1 until end of turn.

Set: Eventide Type: Creature — Elemental Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{B/G}{B/G}{B/G} Trample

target opponent may exile a card from their graveyard

Cast the weight as though it were a die

He holds the keys to a tombful of incarcerated secrets

if you control another Pirate

Set: Fourth Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {R} Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target

you may skip that turn instead

Set: EX: Team Rocket Returns Type: Special Energy Rarity: Uncommon

Whenever Wall of Caltrops blocks a creature

Set: Return to Ravnica Type: Sorcery Rarity: Mythic Cost: {X}{U}{R} Exile the top X cards of your library

merrow cutthroat

I think I *will* get away with this