The Exec Flip-Offs 2.0Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip Off 2. 0. Smoother Flip Up Technology, grippier ear and nosepieces, and a more aggressive lens angle enhances sport performance and optical intimidation levels. Now available in two sizes so all head volumes can swing for the benches.

and new Viper Grip™ rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect™ and authority™ than ever before

and teens with smaller faces

Tell the sun to get lost

The Optimal Blend of Style and Performance

but it’s actually legal

Replacement lens for The Synthesizer

the cat-eye Pit Viper made for sports

you can buy a hard case for your Pit Vipers now with more banana

In dire times you can flip it upside down and use it to carry water home from the creek

but groomers make it easy

The Fun Rug Beer Belt fits 6 cans of Bush's Baked Beans for added fun

Shove some fireworks in there for all we care