The OarsmanEither oar, you choose

If the North Star leads you north

Bow WOW WOW WOW Yippy-o Yippy-hey guys do you like our new undershorts

These 7" Santa shorts have two front pockets and a rear button-close pocket

external pockets (for your hands when they get cold) and durable metal snap buttons for added flash

"Deep Blue Sea" — how the heck did he not win an Oscar for that

Is it cool if that timezone is

Fit: Elastic waist with a drawstring

Nothin' like pickin' an apple pine right from the apple pine tree

Guaranteed to elicit 94% more people saying "DAMN

This plaid is 100% Cotton with some swanky pop underneath

You're my boy

Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 7-inch inseam