Karate Luke TeeThe key, balance is. Balance good? Good Jedi you will be. Balance bad? Pack up and go home you must. How Does It Fit Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right. Take Care of Your Shit Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design. Get the Specs 60 40 Combed ring spun cotton poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable baby rib set in

fellow Chiver

Even better

No leaning over to insult anyone

Wear this bad boy everywhere and let the natives know we're one nation under Chive

At the end of the day

It's a bird

Chillin' by the lake

you might just open a can of whoop-ass

Do it for America

can still serve a purpose

who originally immigrated to the United States in the mid 1800s

It's hard to believe it's been more than 150 years since Honest Abe Lincoln united the nation from the back of his mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex