Holy Schnikes TeeHoly schnikes! We've got a Chris Farley classic for you from the Lejund himself, Tommy Boy! Because it's so much better than "Hello," isn't it? How Does It Fit Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right. Take Care of Your Shit Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design. Get the Specs 50 25 25 poly combed ring spun cotton

No Gogh 6ft away from me

and given it a Christmassy twist

They're ain't no toothpicks around here

You name it I got it

just right

Machine wash warm

Every year is getting shorter

definitely by someone

but this design is the oasis

TheCHIVE's house

crafted from dishwasher safe stoneware and ideal for anything from Scotch to sidecars

" Don't be a dumbass