Embracing Mass Hysteria Unisex TeeUnisex Sizing Color of shirt: Orchid Material: Heavy weight 100% cotton We use high quality DTF (Direct to Film) printing for our designs. This method produces vibrant, durable prints with a soft feel that holds up well after washing. DTF prints are known to last 50 75+ washes when cared for properly. We recommend washing inside out in cold water and hang drying for best results. Tips to Maximize DTF Print Longevity: Aftercare matters: How the shirt

Try if you dare the uncannily entertaining activities inside

Because you're busy AF

There may be small irregularities which are all part of the charm of owning hand crafted items

The Mothership illustration is based on original artwork from Alum & Ink

LESS HATERS

leave yourself a reminder

Constructed with a premium

The dangling legs and weighted base make it perfect for keeping on your desk or a shelf

and empathy

"Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men in Unmerited Positions of Authority" in rainbow pastel colors

The web weave makes it easy to rinse off and clean

Batteries not required