The Blacking Out AdmirerThe Admirer, the heart shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party, then the one after that, and the one after that. Make love with your eyes.

Featuring round lenses and protective Brook Shields

Hit the ground knowing you'll look good when the paramedics get there

so here it is: The Pit Viper Card Game

and Photochromic Dual Lens Technology™ make these the purrrfect sunglasses for hissing at your brother

Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip-Off 2

Remarkably adjustable

you're not just wearing a hat

while the Hyperventilator™ ensures maximum airflow for a fog-free view

Demand respect by doing absolutely nothing with the Stepdad hat

Replacement lens for The French Fry snow goggle

Engineered with HDPV lenses for piercing clarity

If it fits in a can