The Pint O' Golds 7"**This item is final sale and is not eligible for returns exchanges.** Planning on taking down 8 pounds of corned beef, half a dozen Shepherd's pies, and a few Guinnesses? You'll probably want to be wearing these, just saying. Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 7 inch inseam. Materials: These lucky charm covered shorts are made out of 100% cotton and feel like cotton, the fabric of our lives. Details: Waist Elastic. Belt loops on the

Other details: the main zipper goes all the way up the hood

Covered in floral print and flocks of parrots for maximum radness

These shorts are radioactively awesome

Just how Hawaiian are these shorts

the fabric of our lives

This keychain is made by our friends over at Smathers & Branson

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Two back pockets big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android

or as they say in Spain

Cotton waffle with a flamingo pattern -- imagine your favorite Long Johns had a little brother/sister named Short John

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