Beat My Children Adult Unisex TeeRead the whole shirt before you call anyone. Context is everything. Mario Kart waits for no one. The Details: Black ink on a heather grey tee with "NOT AFRAID TO BEAT MY CHILDREN" in large, slightly arched bold condensed block capitals stacked across four lines. Below in much smaller text, "AT VIDEO GAMES" appears alongside a small illustration of a video game controller. Distressed vintage texture throughout. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100%

A black brush swoosh underlines the design

blue text reads "Makers" and "Club" with two small yellow diamond accents

The Big Wheel is the first vehicle your kid operates

Passengers are encouraged to hold on and lower expectations

There is no stealth mode

The ratio of steps to face-plants is roughly three to one

White flames rise from the base

no additional graphics

"Fun" in a larger size in the middle

Navy blue script text reads "Naps" in classic baseball cursive with a swoosh tail

That is you

White cursive script text reads "Snugglers" with a classic baseball tail swash underneath