Misdirection - [Foil] Mercadian Masques (MMQ)You may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Change the target of target spell with a single target.

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand

If a land can be said to have a heart

Which realm would you rather rule

) Pay 3 life: Add {R}

but it is close enough

Black creatures get +1/+1

Astral Projection — {1}{W}: Equipped creature phases out

) Counter target activated or triggered ability

Whenever a player attacks one or more of your opponents

that player becomes the monarch

"Fear this no more

put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous