Exhaustion [Portal Three Kingdoms]Set: Portal Three Kingdoms Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U} Creatures and lands target opponent controls don't untap during their next untap step. Starving and worn, Cao Cao escaped from the battle of Red Cliffs with only 27 of his original 800,000 men.

Set: Commander 2014 Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {2} Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast

pay {3}{U}{U}

each defending player chooses any number of creatures they control and divides them into a number of piles equal to the number of attacking creatures for whom that player is the defending player

"Spring in Dominaria means pastels

Shuffle Beacon of Immortality into its owner's library

He watches from below

a tiger poised below the mighty Yangtze

Set: Eventide Type: Legendary Creature — Elemental Shaman Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B}{B} Whenever Ashling

Set: Beta Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {0} {T}: Add {B}

{W/B}: Stillmoon Cavalier gains flying until end of turn

Ridiculous

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