How Not to Be a Professional FootballerAn anecdote driven narrative of the classic footballer's DOs and DO NOTs from the ever popular Arsenal legend and football pundit Paul Merson, aka The Merse. When it comes to advice on the pitfalls of life as a professional footballer, Paul Merson can pretty much write the manual. In fact, that's exactly what he's done in this hilarious new book which manages to be simultaneously poignant and gloriously funny. Merson was a prodigiously talented

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